Royal Pine: Music

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Someone once asked me if I had the Frankenstein family going to the Catskills because they are Jewish...

When Nosferatu was a baby
He's mommy had scare
when in the glass she found he wasn't there
He was only air
He was only air

She tried to take kindly
to the unkind reminder
that he wasn't like other boys.
With constant complaints of sore throats and bellyaches, and he liked very fleshy toys.

Scary monsters make for messy children,
troubled teens,
awkward in-betweens

When Frankenstein was only nine
He imbibed turpentine and threw up in the car.
They weren't far from town, they turned around and said, "We'll reschedule the Catskills for the next fall."

Scary monsters make for messy children,
troubled teens,
awkward in-betweens

"May 19, 19, 1972.
Dear, Diary: Today I've got a case of the blues.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can't harm you...."

Little Elvira was a bit of a pyro,
She burnt down the family barn.
Her daddy rushed, said with a grin, "My god! That girl is charmed!"

Cool cigarettes and Diet Coke breath, she kept her matches handy.
She had a soft spot for the boys in the parking lot, Hello Kitty and candy.


Scary monsters make for messy children,
troubled teens,
awkward in-be
awkward in-be
awkward, awkward, awkard, awkward!